There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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