Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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