making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I think people are normalizing furries
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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