I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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