Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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