she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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