well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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