Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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