I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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