i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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