I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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