i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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