Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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