At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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