i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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