Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE