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I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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