He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!