why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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