you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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