we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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