Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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