i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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