Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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