It's Friday. Sex?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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