Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
