put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Your penis caused this!
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