Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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