The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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