Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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