That's intense
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
