We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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