toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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