For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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