Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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