Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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