didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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