So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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