The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
40s are totally the cure
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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