I seem to have left my pride at pride
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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