you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You are the jesus of drinking
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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