Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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