if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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