i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Randomize
