So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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