Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Randomize
