But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
why is half of my head shaved?
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