Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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