I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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