Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
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This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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