let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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