You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Randomize
