I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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