Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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