ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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