He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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