A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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