Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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